Jul 062010


For those girl who would really like to try their first time again; second-hand-hymen.com would provide the marketplace of hymens for woman who had a successful first time to sell to those who didn’t, at, of course, a small fee.


For that interesting talking piece for the living room, for young sweethearts, frame that moment for all to see. Dried or in formaldehyde. If it was lost or destroyed in the process of the life changing event we can mock one up from chicken skin and black pudding.


After hearing many people have lost their virginity and after numerous calls to police stations and airport and train-station lost and found departments I have been unable to locate any lost virginity. Therefore I intend to setup lost-and-found-virginity.com where people can post lost virginities and with hope can be reunited with them by avid do gooders.


Sees like in-laws can sometimes be a problem, the domain name as it suggests is a swap shop for in-laws. People can post all the qualities of the in-law they would like to swap and search for other or suitable in-laws posted by others and arrange a swap.

Sep 202000

You need Java to view this applet.

This I programmed a month after the Sept 11th and my website never knew so many hits. My SP asked me to remove the content. ehe, Anyway I did a quick test in Firefox and it didn’t run though it did in IE.

You can modify the images, in the jar. As long as they are the same size it will play with whoever you want to have beaten up. As someone has done here.

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Jul 022000

You need Java to view this applet.

Soooo, this was inspired while waiting for a train that never came. The notice board constantly told me that the train was imminently arriving; though every minute that passed the due time clocked up by one minute. I think I waited for an hour, and the board still said the train was arriving in a minute!

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